Knock, Knock Come in

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Women's rights.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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