Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

69...you know how awkward this is now...

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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