What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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