- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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