- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Yo Mama just died.

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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