- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

I'm Batman.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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