- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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