What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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