- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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