The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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