- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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