What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Fat? Jesse Z

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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