- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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