The duck didn't cross the road.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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