- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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