- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Knock knock Fuck off!

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's 9+10 Ebola

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Im gay What about you

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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