- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

rent a cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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