Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

im not food

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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