- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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