- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??