- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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