- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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