- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??