What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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