How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

white or wheat? wheat please.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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