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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What does water taste like? Water

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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