- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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