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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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