Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Killing your friend as a joke.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

copy me and i will kill you

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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