- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Your gay

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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