- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Barack Obama is a good president.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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