- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

I Have a Black Friend

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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