why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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