- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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