- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

why did the zebra cross the road?

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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