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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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