- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Fat? Jesse Z

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Sex

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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