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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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