- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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