I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Anti Joke

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