- Anti Joke

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.