What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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