- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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