- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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