A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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