- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Diarrhea

XD Jackass.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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