- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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