- Anti Joke

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

I had 99 problems Solved them all

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Waseem is a hard worker.