- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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