How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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