- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A house comes around the corner.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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