- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you see theres this guy.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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