- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Waseem is a hard worker.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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