- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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