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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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