A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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