whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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