What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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