Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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