How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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