So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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