- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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