- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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