- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

You idiot.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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