have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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