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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

cory

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

The duck didn't cross the road.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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