Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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you see theres this guy.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Your're racist.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Anti Joke

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