I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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