So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

all these jokes are horrible now

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Anti Joke

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