- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A American seeking into mexico

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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