- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

I had 99 problems Solved them all

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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