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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A fat guy!

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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