knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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This is an anti- joke

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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