Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Men

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Brain fart

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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