- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Do the roar!

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

this website is a bad joke

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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