- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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