How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Tunechi

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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