- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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