A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

No it doesnt..

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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