John lazzaro likes dick

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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