- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

ure mama's so fat

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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