what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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