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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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