- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A pope meets another one

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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