A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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