whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A gay man watches football.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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