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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A fat guy!

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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