Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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