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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

boobs!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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