What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A fat guy!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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