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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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