- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why can't february march Because april may

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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