Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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poo

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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The cream, it is coming

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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