- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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