what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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boobs!

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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