- Anti Joke

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

there once was a black man who played basketball

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.