A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

whats hairy and crys your mom

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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