- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

what are three short words? i a am

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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