a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Neil is a reterd.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Sex education in Texas,

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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