Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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