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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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