- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Small Penis.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What's worse than this That :(

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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