What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Whats funnier than 24.....25

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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