What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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