- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

human centipede

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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