- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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