color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A fat guy!

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Anti Joke

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