why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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