- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Caramel Boing.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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