Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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